I just read in the failing New York Times about the latest conspiracy theory to hit the lame stream media. First global warming, then COVID, bird flu and now screwworm killing cows in Mexico. Screwworm is a total hoax, fake news and a witch hunt (not necessarily in that order) by vegetarians to force patriotic Americans to switch from meat to tofu. Well I say no way to tofu. If we stop eating meat at every meal think of all the heart surgeons and dietitians that will be put out of work! The whole thing is udderly ridiculous as the liberals will be milking this for all it’s worth. Soon the egg heads will insist that cows wear masks and keep their social distance. What about a cows bodily integrity? It’s high time we put this hoax out to pasture. Just give the cows a shot of Hydroxychloroquine and the screwworm will just go away.
The Great Wall of Trump will keep the flies out so why worry? So what if some cows in Mexico drop dead. It means that they’ll have to buy their meat from us and Mexico will pay for it. Some I assume are good cows, but I doubt it. They take jobs away from hard working American cows. I can’t believe my hard earned tax dollars are being wasted on breeding sterile flies with built in birth control when that money could be used to give tax cuts to billionaires and building prisons for asylum seekers. Besides, I’m opposed to giving flies birth control on religious grounds, or anybody really, but I digress. On the positive side, it means that we can now say the word screw in public even if you’re not a carpenter. I think just to annoy the so-called elitist experts, I’m going to Mexico and bring back some screwworms just to screw the dairy farmer I know who voted for Harris.
Andy Morris-Friedman
Hadley