Unlike most people, I am not using the president’s new idea for a “Space Force” as another opportunity for ridicule. I think it’s a great idea!
But I hate the name. I’m suggesting they be called “Starship Trump Troopers™.” This new policy is completely consistent with his policy of keeping us safe from all type of aliens. If you think illegal aliens are bad, wait till you see the extraterrestrial variety! We can’t have space men coming to Earth to take away our jobs with their advanced technology.
Everyone knows that Martians don’t have the same value for human life as we do, and that’s why they need to be indiscriminately killed. The truth is that the “MS” in MS-13 stands for Martian Spacemen. Think about people from another world sneaking onto Earth, bringing us crime and drugs and more crime. They will take jobs away from hard working American criminals.
Do we want billions and billions of little green men, with their green values and green lifestyle to infect our planet without our knowing, sending their children to public school, dating our daughters and receiving free Obamacare? I’m not prejudiced against aliens; I just think they should stay on their own planet.
But I digress. That’s why the president has come up with his plan to keep the aliens out. He’s going to build a big, beautiful wall around the entire Earth, and the Martians will pay for it.
Andy Morris-Friedman
Hadley